Friday, February 26, 2010

No No's for Food Storage

For those of you who are more righteous than me and actually have a food storage, instead of just making lists of things I need to get and never actually getting them, here are a few items you may not want to matter how tempting they may appear.

For the Meat Lover...Potted Meat (this makes SPAM look good...), and canned Pork Brains.

For the Seafood Lover...Jellied Eels and Clam Jerky...DELICIOUS!

And for the Exotic Food Lover...Canned Snails a.k.a Escargot in a Can.  MMMM...

Hungry for lunch yet?

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Here is another of my favorite shows:  How I Met Your Mother

It's hilarious.  Here are some great bits of conversation you'll all find funny to read:

Lily: We should come up with a whole new last name.
Marshall: Oh, that's easy; Lily and Marshall Skywalker.
Lily: Lily and Marshall Hasselhoff.
Marshall: Oh, got it. Lily and Marshall Awesome. Hey have you met the Awesomes? Lily, Marshall their son Totally and their daughter Freaking?

Ted: Chinese?
Barney: I don't like Chinese.
Ted: Indian?
Barney: I just said I don't like Chinese.
Ted: Indian isn't Chinese.
Barney: Weird meat, funny music, side of rice. Why are we splitting hairs?
Ted: Mexican?
Barney: I just said I don't like Chinese!

Robin: I am Canadian. Remember? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.
Ted: Oh right I forgot. You guys are weird and you pronounce the word 'out', 'oot'.
Robin: You guys are the world's leader in hand gun violence; your health care system is bankrupt and your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.
Ted: [pause] Your cops are called 'mounties'.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Happy 100th Post!

This is my 100th post!!  And sadly...I don't have anything special to post.  Well everyone has heard I'm pregnant right? I haven't ever really come out to say it.  But I am.  14 1/2 weeks.  Baby is very healthy.  I've already gained 5 pounds.  The Dr. told me that I'm overweight and I should only gain like 10 pounds with this pregnancy.  I actually laughed at that.  Crazy foreign guy.  Anyway, here are some fun things going on soon:

  • Going to Cali next's supposed to be warm there.  I'm excited.
  • Throwing a bridal shower for my sister in law on saturday.  It's going to be awesome.
  • Going on my cruise in April
  • Venturing out soon to start looking at more houses because I'm just now starting to get impatient after 6 months of waiting for our offer to go through on this house.  
Life is pretty slow and low key right now.  I'm loving it.  Mack's loving it.  Love you all!

Friday, February 19, 2010

This is so me.  Except switch the eating and working (since I don't officially work).  I lost my keys last week after using them to unlock my house.  When I went to leave the house again, they were lost so I had to use my spare car key and couldn't lock my house up.  Oh did I mention that my house key was the only one we had?!  We tore apart our house with a flashlight...they are gone.  No idea.  Apparently I should be a magician that makes things disappear!  Did I also mention that we had to go buy another doorknob so we could at least lock up our door?  Me and my pregnant mind...I've been more than a little ditzy lately.

Monday, February 15, 2010

As some of you know, I'm a little bit of what some may call a "TV Junkie".  TiVo is a blessing and a curse.  One of my very favorite shows right now is Big Bang Theory.  For those of you who have not seen it, you should try it out.  It's awkwardly hilarious.  Here are some great classic Sheldon quotes:

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Sheldon: Leonard, you may be right. It appears that Penny secretly wants you in her life in a very intimate and carnal fashion.
Leonard: You really think so?
Sheldon: Of course not. Even in my sleep-deprived state, I've managed to pull off another one of my classic pranks. BAZINGA!

Sheldon: Are you upset about something? 
Leonard: What was your first clue? 
Sheldon: Well there was a number of things. First the late hour, then you demeanors seems very low energy plus your irritability... 
Leonard: Yes I'm upset!
Sheldon: Oh... I don't usually pick up on those things. Good for me. 
Leonard: Yeah good for you. 
Sheldon: (walks away and then turns back) Oh, wait. Did you want to talk about what's bothering you? Leonard: I don't know... maybe. 
Sheldon: Wow! I'm on fire tonight.

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid! 
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.