Here is another of my favorite shows:  How I Met Your Mother

It's hilarious.  Here are some great bits of conversation you'll all find funny to read:

Lily: We should come up with a whole new last name.

Marshall: Oh, that's easy; Lily and Marshall Skywalker.

Lily: Lily and Marshall Hasselhoff.

Marshall: Oh, got it. Lily and Marshall Awesome. Hey have you met the Awesomes? Lily, Marshall their son Totally and their daughter Freaking?

Ted: Chinese?

Barney: I don't like Chinese.

Ted: Indian?

Barney: I just said I don't like Chinese.

Ted: Indian isn't Chinese.

Barney: Weird meat, funny music, side of rice. Why are we splitting hairs?

Ted: Mexican?

Barney: I just said I don't like Chinese!

Robin: I am Canadian. Remember? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.

Ted: Oh right I forgot. You guys are weird and you pronounce the word 'out', 'oot'.

Robin: You guys are the world's leader in hand gun violence; your health care system is bankrupt and your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.

Ted: [pause] Your cops are called 'mounties'.