So I was looking around the internet at a couple of websites that I frequent, and I found this at Daily Checkout for sale:

"As Seen on TV Workout Package- Miracle Ab Roller, Ultimate Pushup, Legal Limit Alcohol Breath Test With KeyChain Holder!"

I want to know how the Breathalyzer keychain has to do with working out...I mean after all, this is the WORKOUT PACKAGE! Right?